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Best Seller Alert! Calm The F*ck Down therapeutic mist is made with organic lavender and tangerine essential oils, Flower Essences, and water. It promotes, peace, joy, and giving less f*cks. Spray it in your room, office, on your pillow, linens, rambunctious toddlers, or agro-teenagers. Shake well, spritz, and let that sh*t go.

Calm The F*ck Down

$32
Calm The F*ck Down Sticker

Calm The F*ck Down Sticker

$4
Go The F*ck To Sleep therapeutic mist is made with organic lavender and lemon essential oils, calming Flower Essences, and water. It promotes relaxation and helps you f*cking sleep. Spray it in your bedroom, on yourself, or on your linens before bed. Shake well, spritz, and get some f*cking

Go The F*ck To Sleep

$32
Calm the F*ck Down Our best seller is now available in an adorable 2 oz size bottle! Organic lavender and tangerine essential oils, calming Flower Essences, and water. It's the perfect size for travel, your purse, or a fun & unique gift.

Mini Calm The F*ck Down

$19
Mini Go The F*ck To Sleep

Mini Go The F*ck To Sleep

$19
Mini Rise The F*ck Up

Mini Rise The F*ck Up

$19
This trio includes all 3 of our fabulous mists in a 2 oz size. They're great travel companions, and make the perfect gift! This gift set includes a 2 oz size of Calm the F*ck Down, Rise the F*ck Up, and Go the F*ck to Sleep.

Mini Sanity-Saver Gift Set

$45
Not F*cking Around Sticker

Not F*cking Around Sticker

$4
Calm the F*ck Down for Pets! Our best seller is now available for your four-legged friends! Organic lavender and tangerine essential oils and lemon balm flower essences. Spray it on or near your pets to help them calm down!

PETS: Calm the F*ck Down

$32
PETS: Mini Calm the F*ck Down

PETS: Mini Calm the F*ck Down

$19
Rise The F*ck Up Theramist is made with organic grapefruit and cardamom essential oils, Flower Essences, and water. It promotes confidence and brings out your inner badass. This mist can be sprayed on yourself, in your office, or in your CEO workspace. Shake well, spritz, and stand in your f*cking power, sister!

Rise The F*ck Up

$32
The Sanity-Saver Gift Set includes full-size bottles of Calm The F*ck Down, Go The F*ck To Sleep, and Rise The F*ck up. This trio makes the best gift to send to friends in f*cking need, or to have on hand for yourself when sh*t hits the fan. All sprays can be used on your linens, in your room, or on yourself. When you can’t get to a f*cking therapist, theramist.

Sanity-Saver Trio Gift Set

$86
Stand in Your F*cking Power Sticker

Stand in Your F*cking Power Sticker

$4
Sticker Pack (4)

Sticker Pack (4)

$12
Tomorrow is a New F*cking Day Sticker

Tomorrow is a New F*cking Day Sticker

$4
You Need {THER • HAPPY} Gift Card

You Need {THER • HAPPY} Gift Card

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